Connor Coyne: Writer/Consultant

I don’t know. Every celebrity crush I’ve ever had has let me down, fundamentally. The list is: Stacy Ferguson (1988-89), Claire Danes (1994-1997), Kirsten Dunst (1997-2003), and Attorney General Lisa Madigan (2003-2010). It’s been awful every time. I haven’t formed a good celebrity crush yet. Maybe you can help me?

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